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Today is the day International Spirko. Today, over forty-two years came to light Amok Time, the TOS episode more slasher of all time, and we celebrated with joy and celebration and Home updates (come on, come on, do it for me!). So bring a little fic.



Title: Cage (The Cage in honor of the pilot. Just until it becomes a tradition that all fics make references to episodes of TOS \u0026lt;3)
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Pairing: Spock / Uhura established, Kirk / Spock preslash.
Rating: PG-13 (for language) Word
UTURE references, Captain. Kirk
walks a little cell, feeling like a caged lion. One very, very angry and eager to bite flesh Klingon. Well, no bite, you should know fatal. I would not say no to a couple of punches. Bastards. They think they can reach their diplomatic meeting to interfere in its
mission on a planet that would be his . Not his own
, but ... Bastards.

- What are you doing? She asks, because his head is noisy but otherwise all is quiet, and the contrast makes you nervous.
-Seeking a weakness in the structure that provides an opportunity to escape.
- Is there luck? -Negative. Obviously
. Kirk is dropped into one of the beds. She lies. Grumbles a bit against the stupid Klingon and Federation hobby entire planets put them on a plate, even knowing the risks. Sits down again. He gets up and goes to the other. Play with your thumbs.

- What bed you, Spock? -I do not care.

-Nah, that's what I always say. Choose one.

-La on the left.

- Why? What happens to it?

"You're already sitting on it.

"Yes, but if I ask is to know that you can choose whatever you want.

"Since I do not care, I have chosen thatCarrea less mobility problems. That is, one that is free.

"We can take turns, if you want.

"I do not find the logic to the idea, Captain. Both are exactly alike. On the other hand, keep my confidence in the ability to get out of here before we are obliged to use the beds.

"Better, yes. I let you look, then. "Do not worry, I'm more than able to make my observations and talking with you at the same time. That statement only serves to make even more uncomfortable silence that follows. Kirk change of position about five times a minute, unable to sit still. Of all the crew with whom I could have stayed locked up, had que to be Spock. "But are not the same, he insists, almost petulant. One is left wall, and another on the right.

Spock looks up a second, to devote his eyebrow lift recorded (version "I can not believe that humans you have survived this long based on irrationality.")

"If you want to change that fact, simply be placed in the other direction on the bed.

"Look, there you have to admit right, Kirk, and turns around to putting your feet where your head. The two sides are equally uncomfortable. Going to be a very long stay. Especially if these silences continue to spread.

-defects can not find, sir, dinte committed, as calculated before going ashore.

"You forgot to tell me they were going to lock ourselves in a shoebox. If I had known, I bring to Bones. At least he could have a normal conversation. -I regret not meeting their expectations, Captain. I simply answer your question.

"Yeah, well. It was a rhetorical question. 3719.5






"It's hot, right? I have heat.

-The temperature is actually rather high for human standards.
-Alike
you. You're a human oven, do not know if I have said before.

"They have not made that way. Still, my position on the other andloop? It seems so, but his chest barely moves. Is not the heart beat faster Vulcan? Should not you noticed? Is that green-Vulcan, or green-death-by-poison-meat? Clear that greening should not be a sign of disease for him, but ... turn red. So maybe it turns red when you are sick. And now is not red, so you can deduct Kirk is right. It is quite logical. Besides, it seems his chest rising and falling. It is light, but it's there. Just look a lot. It shows a little on the nose.

must be the position, which gives a bad feeling, go right and straight, hands clasped over his chest. No loss of elegance or to sleep, man. And not moving. "Fantasizing something? It has a lot of emotions repnventar something to skip ...

Remember where you are in a vivid and sudden, when trying to snuggle between your sheets are dropped.

- Jim? Have you wounded?

He wipes drool chin before getting up and trying to stretch a little shirt.

"Shit. As if it did not hurt and back with that thing ... "Spock notices, which is also lying on the floor (if voluntarily, apparently), his legs crossed and hands on knees. His clothes are not a mess. Not a wrinkle. It's something supernatural, Jim has seen rolling on the ground in melee fights and made up a brush. Perhaps the temperature of your skin, which acts as an iron. What are you doing?
"I watch to see if your condition is serious.
"I mean, what were you doing?

-meditated. Or trying, at least, rising an eyebrow in his direction, and Kirk shrugs. Do not really like the expression of Spock, is too closed. Even for him. Will meditation.

He rubs his neck a while, feeling sorry for himself, and then do some stretching. Spock serene gaze, fixed upon him, he begins to make him nervous, so try to find a topic of conversation.

And ... Do you usually meditate in the morning?

"Actually, it is an activity best suited to the end of the day," answered coolly. However, your presence has alteredtwenty-seven missions successfully, I am inclined to think that this is the most likely solution. 3721.2






- Spock? What, do you look? Do I have a bug? Oh, shit, it sure is poisonous, I'm vaccinated! Take it away, Spock, Take it away!
"Nothing happens like that, Jim.
- ... Ah. Damn, what a fright. Why give me such fright?

"I regret the misunderstanding. I simply observe that you've ripped your shirt on the left shoulder blade area. I wondered how you would have achieved such a feat.

-Hm, true. I had not noticed, must have been when I fell this morning.

"You seem to have some easy to damage the rrelated to the nerve centers, making them look highly regarded and worked.

-Admit it, Spock. Want to get involved hand.
"It is my intention that, so I see no reason to admit it. There are several types of contact, and a massage is strictly medical. "I understand, do not believe that. At the end of the day, you and me here alone. You look at things, and ... well, I'm not exactly the oldest captain in the fleet. Is understandable.
Jim, I would like you to accept my offer as something it is not.

"Oh, no, of course not. I follow you, Spock, "he winks. Go ahead.

deliberately removes his shirt slowly, playingand jumps into bed with the Spock eyebrow arched still left of it.

- Come get me!

-Lie face down on the floor, please.

"Well, we direct the issue" reflects Jim and Spock sits on your lower back. Jim was going to make a joke, sure, but then a few hands are on your back and you forget. "I'm afraid this is not the right environment for business. I have no access to scented candles or oils Vulcans would be advantageous, and that Jim should say something because
come on,
oils, but Spock's hands reach a point near his neck and the sound that should be released joke, but it is not. Fast and lightafter Spock hears incomprehensible litany start meditation, and nobody makes any comment. 3722.6




-Spock, I'm tired. I'll sleep.

"Okay.

"I mean if you feel like meditating at night before ... well, I'm not going to bother, right? The cell is yours.

The Vulcan gives him a look between surprise and appreciation.
"Maybe it's appropriate. Thanks, Jim. Good night. His back
Spock, Jim takes hours to sleep, but does not move or make noise, or pave the way to their stupid questions.


Spock, I do not have prevented those bastards will load your planet
.

3723.1




- ... so it's going Bones idiot and says "damn it, Jim, I'ma doctor, not mechanical," Kirk imitates the hoarse voice of the doctor quite well, in his own opinion. "I can arrange tours to the first bug that you are metal." And I said "I need a mechanic as well, so I picked up and carried it to the engine room. Scotty had it up and running in twenty minutes. A stunning, yet I have kept in a corner of the room waiting for some other planet where premiere roads, but at least alive. He is a genius, this Scotty rightly let him put her hands on my girl ...

- Your girl?

"The ship, I mean.

- Do you consider a romantic way?
"Probably not the way you're thinking, Spock. But right now I pretty much what I wanted to any other, that's for sure. And carries with it much longer ...
- You've never spent more than four months and twenty-seven days involved in a relationship?

- Spock! Have not told me the hours!

-Si is a relevant fact, we're talking about seventeen hours and fifty-four minutes.
"Oh, thank goodness. Began to believe they lost power. "Jim, may not be appropriate to develop a deep attachment to the spacecraft. You are the youngest captain in the fleet, possiblylike your breath, if you do not pay attention, self-regulating, but you can determine your pace or decide to stop. In my case, this applies to factors such as blood flow, the functioning of my organs, the performance of sections of my brain ...
- Can you make your heart stop beating?

"Yes.

-Wow. I'll remember when you give up for dead. What dreams? Can you control them?

-The Vulcans have no dreams, Jim.

"Oh, no?

"They're a product of the subconscious, things hidden and repressed. In a Vulcan brain is not an unfamiliar area, or ideas that are not accepted, examined and archived so lfile system employed. I see. 3724.3






"It's impossible not to know, knows the whole ship.

"I have the habit of participating in social networking activities. But why is he in Starfleet aerophobia if you have?

"Well, I was pretty fucked up when he enlisted. I met him the first day, spent the entire trip talking to the base that he had nothing left over. His wife had just left. In my opinion, decided to enlist when he was drunk, but that does not tell him.

- Is that the reason for his attitude?

-Nah, that's him, and his way of dealing with things that hurt.

- Why u talkuermas at night thinking of doing reports. That is already sick.

I do not recall having suggested such a thing.

"You want to see someone of the ship, your friends," suddenly occurs to him that ... but can not. Hey, Spock. You have friends, right?

"Friendship implies an emotional bond that ...
- Spock! Is there anyone out there who throw less? Spock
sighs.

"I'd like to see Nyota.




3724.4 Uhura, of course. His girl. Jim suddenly uncomfortable. Can not believe that they have been here locked up, how many, "five days?, And the name of Spock's girlfriend has not come up with. It is as if they trusted him. ETthe other

are friends, right? Beginning to be. These days. Maybe.
The name has a different effect on Jim. I remember this is a pause, a sort of limbo unnatural in that they both live together, eat together, spend the day together without the need of an emergency on the bridge. It's like ... I felt this time was leading somewhere, that would bring them and unite them more than anything else. Old Spock wanted it, right? I thought this had to happen, so they are ...
But this is a vital area of three square meters and the gray light green highlights exotic skin Spock. There will be no time, there is much work will have to Uhura Spock. Maybe this does not mean the same paWhat? No! Why?

She informed me that you tried to seduce her repeatedly.

"Nah. So, a little. But seriously, it is true, more or less. His flirtation with Uhura is basically a game, at least on his part. It may seem a bad guy, but does not go around raising their girlfriends ... chief officers. What's this?

"I've seen a change in your behavior that seems to originate in our conversation yesterday. The logical conclusion seemed to me your inability to overcome the attraction for her.

-Ah. Not really.

confused expression Spock is almost funny.

"So ... Do you feel antipathy towards her, and disapprove of our relationship? CHTisto enough to understand human psychology.

-Ya, "says Kirk, and proposes to leave it, or make an excuse, because when it stares Spock feels as if they were approaching with a lamp in the middle of an interrogation room. Would you like me, Spock?

- Excuse me?

"See, the thing is we've been here a week.

"Six point two units of solar time.

"Whatever. And we are two, locked in less space than there is in a cesspool of the ship, and I've told you half of my life but I still have the impression that you know nothing, except that you know that massage Human everything I find fascinating and stupid. And nothing happens, so I understand that noand the best example of human race that you've found, is something I can accept, because after all I am your boss and that already means you're bound to hate me, but ... I dunno, I'd appreciate it not to pretend that will be different when we get out of here if you are not going to be, because last time we came out of an experience of life and death and stuff are a bit extreme and sometimes it seems that ... fuck, I'm talking a lot and just say that does not pass nothing because they want to play chess with me.

Spock looks on in silence, probably analyzing data at the supercomputer that is the brain. He stands up, clasping his hands behind his back, and goes to bed Kirk.

"I do not think all humans fascinating, and much moreenos stupid aha. Go around. Vale. In fact, most of the fascination that I have been seen in recent days has more to yourself than your kind.

- How?

"I have several years living among humans, Jim. I continue to surprise many features of the species, but what strikes me is how you will relate to the society around you. It has placed an enormous burden on your shoulders, yet you take it with dignity and pride, and demonstrate remarkable efficiency.

- You think I'm amazing?

-I must admit that I have not raised the issue of my, shall we say, lack of cooperation in the course of our discussions could resultArt uncomfortable. It is logical, in fact, since you have expressed my love match, which also had the thirst for knowledge. It is a misunderstanding, probably due to cultural differences Vulcans social ties are not based in the comparison of past experience and in sharing those future. -PSCH-snorts Jim, good humor, surely you have not a gossip. These Vulcans ...






3725.8 - "And you said so?

"Of course. Sonak was assumed that the physical pain was a uniquely human experience, so I saw the need out of this error.

- Do not you spent a little?

-Land reported that her pet was in good condition at the time that his tears would have attracted prying ears, so that what he called "humiliation" was only between us.

"And I took you for a harmless nerd ... The streets are the worst, I've always said.

"I merely defend their continued verbal abuse about my ancestry.

"I bet he left you alone later.

"Our relationship was one of cordial friendship, Jim shakes his head, smiling, and try to contemplate the face of Spock, but the lights are dimmed and no longer looks good. Now he's dead, "says Spock, suddenly, like someone talking about the weather. It land makes the skin crawl. It's funny, I always knew he would die before all of them due to my human heritage. It was something I had taken as true. Instead, I am the only survivor of that class.

"Sorry.

"Oh, just thought it was funny. Ironically, one might say. I also think I'll watch them all die members of the Enterprise before aging.

I wonder ... "Do not say that, Spock. Not a chance.

-The Vulcans do not joke.

"I know. 3726.2




"No way.

"I can assure that it is.

"But ... shrink?
Really?


"I had body
-Yes, that's right. So ... Hey, wait, "Jim pauses a moment to think about the serious consequences of the new information available. As my talent

usually present wherever I go ... When I spoke to the council Vulcan, and

your father, "thought he was hot?

"Fortunately," says Spock, and this time he is pretty sure that's a smile, the Vulcans have a habit of attending their classes xenobiology.

Jim smiled broadly, accepting the answer and the joke implied, but can not keep her eyes go to areas in which Spock had not noticed before.

"Okay, then. Let's say you're rolling with algho, right? You are there to ...

"Jim, your fascination with this particular issue is certainly illogical. There is a whole story about the teachings of that ...

Sarek "I'm sure, but the truth is I'm more interested in this.

- Why?

"Well, you never know when you'll need that kind of information! I can think of a couple of situations ...

"You must understand that there are certain issues considered private in Vulcan. Intimate.

- Do you have any taboos? But that's not very logical, right?

-are part of traditions and rituals that extend in time beyond the decision he took my race to qualify for the logical path.

"Yes, yes, we're both right! Open the door!

Less than half a minute later, half of the door rests against the opposite wall of the cell, and McCoy is caught between a hug or a punch to his captain.

- Dammit, Jim! Do you think nice to leave the ship without a captain and first officer without a week? What do you want to kill me stress? "Yes, well," Kirk shrugs and puts his most innocent face, I know. I started chatting with a girl Sargon, and one thing led to another, and ... "What a story have. As if I did not know that takes a week locked up with Spock. Of all people ... Get out, go, you'll have you locked in the infirmaryta to get a statement certifying that you are too stupid enough to make my life depends on you.

"I love you too, Bones, Kirk laughs, and makes a grand gesture to Spock to go first. To see him go, sending a brief nod to McCoy and Chekov, he feels something strange, like the nostalgia. As if something was ending, and did not know exactly if that's good or bad. Wants to say something like "promise me you'll play this game of chess." Instead, he says, "We have not finished that conversation, Spock. You're not getting off that easily.

Spock raises an eyebrow in his direction, and Jim can not help but smile while passing through the cell door.


CHTML

Monday, September 7, 2009

Infant Viral Infection

Mirror, Mirror picspam. Because the chapter I love and need a picspam. Which is a horrible excuse because I love them all (except that I loved it), and I have done a lousy capture Amok Time or The Changeling (and that's Serious business, bitches). But what I can say. Spock's beard and Kirk's arms I can.




Guy from the planet. Captain . You Might Have the force to the dilithium from us.
Captain Sexy Pants. But we won't . Consider That.


First, a Captain Kirk as lifetime, so do not forget how. Although I do not take your shirt ifcompanies, which may mean that your mission is formal and diplomatic (...), which today has no intention of tearing it, or who has torn all I had and do not fit. How can anyone doubt the goodness within our captain. If we are not set their Evil Eye Shadow


But do not worry, because today's epi has a wonderful coat of arms of the good that we can see these members so pretty that you come to Shatner shoulders. What remains unclear to you? Do not worry, I'll explain:



But that's not just the happiness of the day, because soon we found ...



I know, Kirk, I know. Remains unclear to you, right? I tand I explain:




Hmm, so this is ... Spock with a beard. Not too bad. I mean, It Could Be ... I mean, it's evil and everything but ... God, I Need to know if we're getting in this universe and Stock.

This episode has a lot UHURA!, Which is a badass and I love it. Of course everyone needs some emotional support ...


Uhura, you're the only one Who can do it.


Oh noes, evil! Sulu is evil! Beware, Uhura!


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(McCoy is not a doctor. He is a mother. Fact)
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Captain James T. Kirk. Succeeded ISS Enterprise-through command to Assassination of Captain Christopher Pike.





Bones.
Jim. If we're here, What Are Our Counterparts doing back in Our Universe?
Kirk. On my

Our Enterprise ...

Traitorous You pig! I'll hang you up by your Vulcan ears. I'll Have Executed you all! Has everyone gone crazy? What uniform is this? WHERE'S YOUR BEARD?

(Note: The "Where's your beard" is NOT my introduction.It's how Kirk has to realize that this universe is WRONG. The other Kirk also says there: "A parallel universe ... Spock with a beard ..." This is just crazy

. LOVE IT.)



Kirk. All right, Spock. Whatever your game is, I'll play it. You want credits? They're yours. What is it That will buy you? Power? Power, Spock? That I can get for you!

Spock. Fascinating.

[Meanwhile, in a parallel universe ...]

Captain, I'm glad you frustrated Mr. Chekov's attempted. Should I regret your death. I DO NOT desire the captaincy.


Logical, as always, Mr. Spock.



Spock. You Can not ignore the important consequences. Kirk.
Is that a Threat? Spock.
I Do Not Threat, Captain.

Kirk. Merely I state facts.



Kirk.
Would You find me a formidable enemy.
Spock. That 'm aware of. I trust That You Are aware of the reverse.


Hmm, he's got a nice ass in this universe, too ... And the beard really is Something ...

OMG! Unexpected semi-naked girl in Kirk's quarteto warn you. You'll Never Find Another man like him.
Oh, by the way, did you know that here's a secret screen from which you can spy on the whole ship? What is the first thing you gonna do with it, Kirk? "Look at Uhura change in their barracks? Or maybe ...



Marlena.
That magnificent mind of his.
I really love this moment, in which Spock knows that Kirk is watching, and challenges him , and I remember all the times they have played dirty things with this pileup .


Kirk. I've never seen perfection ... But Could not eat
woman closer to it. Marlena. Prove it.

Kirk. I Have To Go.


(xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Vale,
a bit out of context. But something like this. I swear.)
Bwahahahahahaha, of course, Marlena. I would too.



Kirk.
Uhura, Sulu's Attention keep off That board.
(Yes, this capture is just to see the arms. Is there a problem?)


Uhura.
I Was getting bored.

Uhura.
Oh, I changed my mind ...
again.
UHURA YOU SEXY BADASS!

Spock.
You will please restrict your Movements, Captain . Which is Vulcan for DO MOVE A FINGER, MOTHERFUCKER

(Seriously. Those arms. Seriously.)
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! ON THE FLOOR! WHERE'S THE MUD? MAN, I REALLY HATE THAT YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE SHIRT IN THIS EPISODE, KIRK, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY RIPPED IT!
Bones. He'll Die Without immediiate
Treatment! I just need a minute!
Such a drama queen, doctor. It Was Just a little hit on the head ... Still, it's worth loading it concerned Kirk, heee.





Kirk. I
is very much like Our own Mr. Spock, isn't he?
Oooooh, wait a second There. I'm evil! Sulu, and I have not made it yet Into this picspam! Look at my scar supercool!
'm evil!


Come on, girls, all me. In one, the two, the three ...
YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIXTIES
Once the break (sorry, Sulu, that's all you get. But the scar Looked really evil), we can go back to doing drama Kirk Spock more.

Kirk. 've got that minute, Bones.




Spock. Why did the Captain let me liveIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!



Kirk.
Spock.
Spock.
Welcome home, Captain.

WANT A HUG SO so very WINCHESTERIANO BETWEEN THESE TWO. Of course who can complain as Felicians end like this, with the BAMF TRIO:

Kirk. That Jim Kirk
will find A Few Changes ... if I read my Spocks Correctly.
Spock. Oo

Bones.
Jim, I think I liked him with a beard better. It Gave him character. Of course, Almost Any change Would Be a distinct improvement ... Kirk. What worries me is the easy way Fitted historical Counterpart uyyy that look

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